July 2, 2014
Since Saturday, I have had these little flutters in my chest.
Imagine that those times your eye flutters without control and to the point of nauseum
were happening somewhere else in your body.
No, in no way are the flutters cool!
Annoying. Distracting. Weird. Scientifically inexplicable? Embarrassing? Painful?
Yes. Yes. And so on. Yes.
So there is always the "take me out back and shoot me" solution but it awefully messy.
a million "ah. hmmmms"
resounding through the office.
The good news is that general agreement suggests that I am not dying
of flutters in my chest
They need more time
to study the metamorphosis going
on in my chest.